Things I never thought I would say

I think every Mom stops at least once a day and thinks, "I can't believe I just said that!" Usually the words would never be placed together in a sentence. Well lately I have been laughing about all of these. Here are a few of my favorites:

• The sword does not go in the toilet
• Pooh is not funny
• Why are you licking my leg
• Glue is not chap stick
• Boys don't wear panties, they wear underwear
• Girls can't be princes, or Darth Vader
  

Well there are the ones I can think of at the moment. You notice most of these come when kids are doing something "creative". :) Post things you have said and have a good laugh at yourself. Laughter is the best medicine after all.