Being a mom means...

*NEVER being able to go to the bathroom without someone crying or yelling for you.


*Eating Macaroni and Cheese for dinner even if you feel like Chicken Cordon Bleu.


*Vacuuming the carpet at least twice a day. (reference picture. Hey at least it's a happy mess.)



*Sharing at least part of EVERYTHING you eat or drink.


*Hearing the funniest, most truthful things you can imagine. (i.e. you are really stinky mommy...you need a shower(this was while I was doing aerobics in the living room.)


*Not being able to wear heels...you don't want to carry a newborn around in heels...Trust Me.


*Feeling the most intense emotions when you see your child learn something new, smile, or cry.


*Justifying being a little overweight, because it is more comfortable to cuddle with.


*Doing anything necessary to make your children happy and comfortable. Sure it is hard, but isn't it rewarding?!?